If Santa put you on the naughty list again this year because some snitching elf spy ratted you out, then you'll love devouring this Gummy Elf on the Shelf.
Just in time for the chaotic holiday season, L'Eggo a bit with this Eggo Nog Sippin' Cream that combines the tasty flavors of Eggo Waffles, eggnog, and booze.
Your furry little feline friend will most likely want to end you when you place this Inflatable Wizard Hat on their head, but it's so worth it for the photo op.
Transport your frazzled, anxiety-ridden, stressed-out Earthbound mind to the tranquil surface of Mars when you mindlessly mess around with this Mars Zen Garden.
This ultrasonic humidifier / essential oil diffuser has a realistic fiery flame simulation mode and a volcanic blast mode that releases a puff ring of mist.
These planters are a sinister fusion of botanical elegance and extraterrestrial terror that pay homage to the infamous Ovomorph eggs from the ALIEN movies.
Sip your martini or cocktail like a Viking warrior after another victorious battle with these cool new Viking Horn Cocktail Glasses.
This surreal party game has players competing with one another to complete very simple tasks... while wearing giant floppy sausages on their fingers.
Why would anyone want a boring old traditional peppermint candy cane when they could have one that tastes like a stick of butter that was dipped in sugar?
This fun bread cutter carves out a cyclops eye and a monstrous grin from an ordinary slice of bread, which can then be filled in with a sunny side egg.
If you don't know your diamonds from your clubs, these playing cards will spell it out for you, literally, with generic text labeling each card in the center.
This coffee combines the comforting Autumn flavors of pumpkins and cinnamon with screaming hot ghost peppers to create the spiciest pumpkin spice coffee around.
This limited time sparkling water flavor blends hints of crisp apple, aromatic spices, and sweet cider and is great for sipping while enjoying the Fall season.
These cool new yet quite cheesy Mac and Cheese Candy Canes are yellow striped candy canes that taste like instant macaroni and cheese.
Still sticking boring old toothpicks into olives, meats, and cheeses served to unimpressed, eye-rolling guests at parties? Go with Plunger Party Picks instead.
Did the Empire crash one of their TIE Interceptors across your backyard... or was it your traitorous rebel scum, rebellion loving neighbors that shot it down?
Fun chilled gel eye pads that look like giant googly eyes when placed over your closed eyelids to relieve tired, puffy eyes or just to relax and relieve stress.
You can now safely look at Medusa's evil head with its slithering snakes for hair without turning into stone since it's been lopped off and made into a planter.
This gigantic stack of spooky jack o' lanterns stands 8 feet tall with bright internal LEDs to illuminate their eerie faces.
Crazily dance away and flail your arms at Halloween parties, stores, garage sales, in the bedroom, or anywhere you want to attract way too much attention.
This is possibly the world's hottest single piece of bubble gum that's made with 16 million Scoville Heat Unit chili pepper extract... there is no 17!
