Cracking cubes of ice out of a standard ice tray isn't nearly as satisfying as popping an ice sphere out from a giant rubber pea pod (possibly an edamame).
The next time you're subjected to someone whining, complaining, and pushing their endless tales of trivial woes upon you, forgo playing the world's smallest... More
Everyone else in the room will believe they're had one too many when they see you sipping wine from this cool new Upside-Down Wine Glass. Bottoms up! Literally.
These miniature life preserver vests / can koozies are designed to thermally insulate ice cold beers from your hot hands, prevent slippery condensation that... More
This miniature wristwatch has been downsized to slip onto one finger like a ring in a brilliant combination of fine gold-plated jewelry, minimalist style, and... More
A miniature, wind-up outboard boat motor that rests on the edge of a coffee mug / tea cup and stirs in cream and sugar with its propellers.
A cinch to spot on land or at sea, this puffy bottle cover is a great life jacket for your Beaujolais!
Just place the whimsical little elephant down at the bottom of a glass, fill with a tasty beverage, and sip through its cute extended snorkel-like trunk rising... More
Proving that you can actually wash off blood with blood, this disturbing pumpkin spice-scented bar of soap not only creates a bubbly lather, it also bleeds red.
Yep, now you can burn a picture of yourself onto a slice of bread anytime you need to feed your ego.
Prevent chapped lips with a lip balm that actually smells and tastes just like real bacon!
This fun little planter pot looks like a ripped guy flexing his muscles with your favorite small plant on top of his head doubling as a stylish hairdo.
Protect your wine and keep it from spilling when you slip one of these cool new Wine Condoms over the end of the bottle.
A fearless stainless steel effigy that literally enters the heat of battle armed only with two sharp sais and armored solely with a weenie sheathing his phallic,... More
Keeps your favorite booze easy to reach, yet hidden in plain sight right on your belt.
Umbrella sword with a massive two-handed broadsword handle wrapped in a leatherette grip and easily stores away in an included carrying case with shoulder strap... More
Perfect for chilling down bottled beverages, serving up some spiked punch, making an easy shot in beer pong, or quenching a mighty, mighty thirst.
Do you dare wipe your feet upon this retro video game inspired doormat while the crocodile's mouth is open or will you simply leap or swing across?
Shaped like a miniature cannon, this ingeniously designed oil-free hot air popper blasts freshly popped popcorn out the end of the barrel into an awaiting bowl.
These extra chewy gumballs look just like real meatballs, but thankfully taste like regular bubble gum.
