Draw and write all over the sidewalk, chalkboard, or anywhere else that chalk works using a big green dill pickle shaped piece of chalk.
This miniature version of a wacky waving inflatable tube guy dances, wiggles, shakes, and flails around just like a giant full-sized one, except on your desk.
This set of six suave survival staches make the perfect short notice disguise and come in sealed packages to keep them extra fresh.