This haunting life-sized figure has a gnarled body made of tree roots, tree branch arms, and a creepy woman's head with closed eyes that you pray never open.
This monstrous 6 foot tall man-eating Venus flytrap is actually an animatronic talking nightmare of nature that features long leafy arms, realistic plant greenery,... More
While these mummies may look like they're made from real ancient Egyptian bodies wrapped up in bandages, they're actually crafted from sturdy foam, metal, and... More
This Halloween, after you've carved your jack o lantern masterpiece, give your ghoulish gourd a body like a ghost, Dracula, Frankenstein or a skeleton with these... More
These massive wearable faux furry paws can either be used as fashionable mittens, the final touch to an unusual bear costume, or just use them for scary pranks.
This terrifying bust of a Terror Dog from Ghostbusters is molded directly from the screen-used puppet, has eerie glowing red eyes, and includes two sets of horns... More
This Halloween, scream for ice cream and then scream for your life when your fear of clowns doubles with this 7 foot tall animatronic two-headed clown monster.
This massive 20 foot long, motion-sensing, animatronic Triceratops is the same one featured at The Field Museum of Natural History and is the ultimate pre-historic... More
Standing over eight feet tall, this massive statue of Anubis, Lord of the Underworld, is sure to impress anyone who stands before its truly imposing presence.
This howling rug may look like it was crafted from the hide of a real werewolf, but thankfully it's just faux fur that won't transform back into normal human... More
The search for the reclusive and mysterious Bigfoot is over. Now you can take pictures and capture all the grainy footage you want when you give this monstrously... More
When real garden gnomes get kidnapped by lawn ornament poachers and taken on trips around the world, they sometimes come back less tacky and way more terrifying,... More
If you've always dreamt of putting a monstrous 8 foot wide spider on your front lawn to terrorize the entire neighborhood all October, look no further.
Nothing could be more fitting for a bust or terrifying to behold than the severed head of Greek mythology's most venomously evil creature, Medusa!
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
Dress in the iconic style of the man of everyone's dreams, Freddy Krueger.
This scary undead lifesize zombie garden sculpture should provide more than enough fun both in and out of the garden!
One of the most annoying critters in the galaxy, Salacious B. Crumb was the favored jester in the court of Jabba the Hutt in Return of the Jedi. Now you can... More
um... hmm... well, it's from Japan and it has giant squishy silicone hands that clap together when you push the button.
This fun soup ladle is shaped like the mythical Loch Ness Monster and looks quite convincing as a sea monster on the loose in your pot of soup, sauce, or stew.
In South Korea, two hybrid fish from a pond in a personal house in the town Chongju have developed patterns on their bodies that resemble the human face!
