Gift them what they've always wanted - Nothing!
Classic beechwood pasta server with a twist!
A white ceramic coffee mug with a simple, self-explanatory saying on its side that's in big bold black letters... Mug™.
While normal spiders don't have internal skeletons, this massive three foot wide faux arachnid consists of nothing but creepy black bones, a swiveling fanged... More
Just slip this fearsome marine predator over your hand and it's safe to go back in the oven!
These sugar-free silicone laptop stands may look like sticky chewed up bubble gum, but are a fun way to prop your laptop up at the perfect angle for typing or... More
Most of the shopping bags out there are all positively good-natured and a bit save-the-world sappy, while this one will actually get noticed by everyone, plus... More
What if those innocent candy-filled pinatas revolted and sought their bloody revenge on the evil partygoers?
No beach, pool, concert, backyard, sporting event, jungle temple, or neighborhood on a windy day is safe once this 12 foot inflatable beach ball gets unleashed.
Transform a can of beer into a full blown hinged-lid German beer stein and drink like it's Oktoberfest all year long.
Once this magnificent lion mane is slipped onto your dog's head, you may or may not hear uproarious hissing laughter from the house cat.
Forget walking carpets, this floor rug is perfect for covering up the cold metal flooring of a starship or Death Star or it could even be hung on the wall of... More
Unique and stylish necktie is made entirely out of duct tape, ties just like a regular silk tie and fixes your fashion sense!
After your Thanksgiving turkey feast, prepare yourself for the traditional couch nap by slipping into something more comfortable like this cool new Tryptophan... More
These evil tea cups may look like ordinary porcelain tea cups with the usual floral pattern at first glance, but once the tea has been consumed, the horrific... More
No matter whether it's Thanksgiving, Christmas, or just anytime of the year after having a really dry dinner, serve up these savory, gravy-flavored candy canes.
While most vampires fear garlic, this Dracula-inspired garlic press loves to fearlessly crush it (or herbs, ginger, nuts, and chilis) right inside his head.
When the afternoon yawning starts and the boss isn't looking, simply blow into the hidden valve on this soft silk and microfiber tie to inflate it, lay your... More
Card player. Gambler. Scoundrel. You'll like him!