I've always felt bad for those poor little pinatas. Kids tie them up with rope, hang them from trees and lethally beat them with sticks, blindfolded no less! The crushing beatings don't stop until their thin, fragile paper mache bodies split in two and they spill their sweet candy guts all over the ground to the ravenous screaming tikes.
It's like some kind of sick and twisted game to these barbaric children, but what if the roles were reversed? What if the brightly colored and cheerful pinata characters revolted and sought their bloody revenge? Celebrate this inevitable revolution while wearing the cool new and very macabre Pinata's Revenge T-Shirt. Viva Pinata!