At first I laughed and then felt really depressed for citrus!
The problem with fortune cookies is that they all predict good fortunes, but that's all about to change when you sneak in a few of these sinisterly cool new... More
On the first snowfall of the season, even Satan, the Lord of Darkness, can't resist joining in on this wintertime fun!
If you're a sucker for bacon, these tasty pork pops made with organic, sustainably farmed bacon, sweet and delicious Vermont maple syrup and loaded up with as... More
These amazing double-take-inducing ski masks have ultra-realistic HD printed animal faces on them complete with floppy ears.
This funny, seasonal flask is cleverly disguised as an ornament that you can actually hang from your Christmas tree!
Flipping burgers on the grill has never been more exciting than when you heroically lunge in with this spatula forged onto a metal sword-styled hilt! Adventure... More
This overly festive glass beer mug is wrapped in working LED Christmas lights that feature three lighting modes: solid, fast, slow... and off.
Just slip this fearsome marine predator over your hand and it's safe to go back in the oven!
After your Thanksgiving turkey feast, prepare yourself for the traditional couch nap by slipping into something more comfortable like this cool new Tryptophan... More
Unique and stylish necktie is made entirely out of duct tape, ties just like a regular silk tie and fixes your fashion sense!
Transform an ordinary corn on the cob into a miniature baseball bat that you can either swing around or just munch from single-handedly.
Perfect for laying in your lap, tucking in your shirt, or just to wipe your whiskers clean.
This festively fuzzy bottle sleeve is styled like Santa Claus' jolly red suit and even includes a matching Santa hat bottle topper!
When you wipe your mouth, place under a cocktail, or toss into a fireplace, these Filthy Rich Money Napkins are sure to cause a few shocked double-takes.
Ever been utterly infuriated that you cannot see the television for a few seconds while drinking a beer from a glass? Well, there's finally a solution.
Highly detailed and hand-painted sculpture of the mythical sasquatch attaches to a tree to scare your neighbors and provide a photo op for monster seekers wandering... More
I bet my garden gnome can beat up, er, make that lethally assassinate your garden gnome!
When you're not surfing the web all day at work, clicking on the endless Facebook LIKE buttons on every website, you can now rubber stamp your approval of things... More
The perfect way to protect your hands while preparing a boiling pot of delicious Dagobah rootleaf stew, barbecuing up a feast when Darth Vader decides to stop... More
While a baby moving around inside a pregnant mother's belly may be quite magical, I imagine the delighted Ooos and Ahhs will turn to screams of sheer terror... More
