This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
This massive teenage hound from Hell comes outfitted in a stylish letterman jacket, blue jeans, and penny loafers and is realistically based off of Rick Baker's... More
After you unleash a legion of Goombas, Koopas, and other assorted minions on the Mushroom Kingdom, loot all the coins, and kidnap a princess, be sure to take... More
At first glance, it's just a lovely portrait of kindly old Eleanor Twitty... until you get too close or scream, GET HER!.
This otherworldly bar is unlike anything you've been in before, with its cavernous, skeletal vaulted ceilings reminiscent of the ALIEN's tail, the creepy cool... More
Death is but a door. Time is but a window. I'll be back. - Vigo the Carpathian (just before his head died)
This Halloween, everyone will know your house is handing out candy when they see the soft glow of this cool new Wicked Witch of the East Leg Lamp gleaming in... More
The fountain is handmade from mouth-blown glass and plated brass, and the set includes four 1-oz. absinthe glasses and four stainless steel spoons with machine-tooled... More
This handcrafted sculptural metal art / wood-burning fire pit is inspired by the man of your nightmares, Freddy Krueger.
I can't believe they've finally done it... a cereal that's nothing but marshmallows.
Here's something you don't have.
After imbibing at bit too much from the infamous red party cup at night, remedy the hangover the next morning with this cool new ceramic Red Party Cup Coffee... More
Ever wonder where the idea for the villainous Shredder from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles came from? Yep, a classic stainless steel pyramid cheese grater!
Set of six shot glasses featuring the mug shots of America's most notorious mobsters, bank robbers, gunmen, and outlaws, along with their rap sheets!
This is the lifesize statue of the infamous Wicked Witch of the West from The Wizard of Oz that repeats the classic phrase - I'll get you, my pretty... and your... More
Once under the spell of this frightening costume (reminiscent of a time when vampires were actually scary), instead of blood and candy, you'll only want to sink... More
Do you wish to challenge fate? Value desire over consequence? Want to monkey around with power beyond imagination? Well, be careful what you wish for when you... More
Whether you need to wash your entire body or just your mouth out, true soap connoisseurs go with Original Lifebuoy Soap!
This handmade metal art sculpture of Iron Maiden's mascot Eddie the Head allows one to burn wood inside its terrifying head as flames burst out from its eyes,... More
What better place to stash your spaghetti than in a little ceramic Leaning Tower of Pisa-shaped container. It leans at an authentic 3.99 degrees lop-sided angle... More
