While these goofy-looking, garbage-loving marsupials may sound tasty, these candy canes use an artificial possum/opossum flavor that resembles pork instead.
To some, these kale-flavored green and white striped candy canes will taste delicious, heathy, and nutritious (they're not), and to the rest of us, they'll taste... More
These seemingly innocent vials of candy power look harmless enough on the outside, but really aren't what they seem!
These holiday hard candy decoys may look like refreshing red and white striped peppermint, but they're actually just sweet and smoky swine!
These gourmet gumballs are flavored like turkey, cranberry and pumpkin pie. Gobble Gobble!
Nothing hits the spot better than a wholesome chewing gum meal!
Remember the old days, when the only thing that tasted like bacon, was bacon?
These fun stress balls may seem innocuous at first glance, once you give them a good squeeze, out pops an entire handful of colorful and disturbingly disgusting... More
This dill-flavored toothpaste will leave your mouth and breath freshly pickled and preserved!
Satisfy your sweet tooth with a soda that's flavored like mint toothpaste, made from real sugar, is completely flouride-free, and doesn't even clean your teeth!
This pair of realistic bloody hand clings are the perfect finishing touch to your Halloween decorations or can be used much more effectively as frightening pranks.... More
Resealable, transfusion-style blood bag is filled with realistic, drinkable blood that has the same color, nutrients and consistency of real blood, but with... More
It combines sweet ice cream with the tangy and savory flavors of ranch dressing that include the distinct taste of buttermilk and flavorful herbs and spices.
Is Kraft Macaroni and Cheese yellow or orange? Well, whatever shade of retina-searing cheddar it is, it's gone from a tasty side dish to an ice cream flavor.
After scarfing down a plate of sizzling pork strips, skip the minty toothpaste and grab this tube of bacon-infused paste to not only maintain proper oral hygiene,... More
This condiment inspired soda pop has a refreshing and effervescent complex flavor that's tangy, sour, sweet, and very reminiscent of yellow mustard.
Simply grab a yellow mustard bottle, unscrew the cap, screw on the Mustard Marvin bottle topper head in its place and squeeze away. Poor Marvin then appears... More
This terrifying little vampire head screws onto most upright ketchup bottles and lets you squeeze blood red ketchup from his fangs!
These 21st century spit balls skip the spit and are made from non-toxic, hygienic polymers that grow up to 200 times their size!
If you always wanted to try blue Bantha milk from planet Tatooine, now you can with this cool new yet from a long time ago-inspired TruMoo Star Wars Blue Milk.
