Curious people who notice this simple QR code sticker on your bumper will scan it with their phone and then loudly sigh as they've been Rick Rolled once again.
If you feel like the God of Thunder while sitting on your bathroom throne, try to wield Thor's mighty hammer Mjolnir in the air or just grab a few sheets of TP.
Pretend you're in a parallel universe where you have hot dogs for fingers, just like in Everything Everywhere All At Once, with these Hot Dog Finger Gloves.
You know you'll be enjoying coffee in the morning and wine in the evening, so why dirty extra dishes when you can just use this 2-in-1 drinking vessel instead.
This is possibly the world's hottest single piece of bubble gum that's made with 16 million Scoville Heat Unit chili pepper extract... there is no 17!
When you wipe your mouth, place under a cocktail, or toss into a fireplace, these Filthy Rich Money Napkins are sure to cause a few shocked double-takes.
These cards were gross, disgusting, disturbing and always hilarious and this cookbook combines all that into tasty recipes that only look and sound nauseating.
Still sticking boring old toothpicks into olives, meats, and cheeses served to unimpressed, eye-rolling guests at parties? Go with Plunger Party Picks instead.
These cool new yet quite cheesy Mac and Cheese Candy Canes are yellow striped candy canes that taste like instant macaroni and cheese.
This coffee combines the comforting Autumn flavors of pumpkins and cinnamon with screaming hot ghost peppers to create the spiciest pumpkin spice coffee around.
Why would anyone want a boring old traditional peppermint candy cane when they could have one that tastes like a stick of butter that was dipped in sugar?
Each individually wrapped piece of this red and yellow striped hard candy tastes just like a slice of pizza, minus the anchovies.
It's hard to believe, but this cool new EXS-ively Long Pharmacy Receipt Costume is even longer than the real thing... maybe not.
What can you do with a realistic and quite tasty looking inflatable roasted turkey? Read on to find out.
While it may look like a real jar of Vlasic Dill Pickles at first glance, the flaming wick on top gives it away as a candle that smells just like dill pickles.
Not sure what to wear on Thanksgiving? No matter whether it's going to be fancy or informal, just wear this Silly Turkey Face Thanksgiving T-Shirt either way.
A fun and functional 5 minute sand timer that gives the bathroom goer a visual motivator to enjoy the go and get off the pot in the ideal amount of time.
A handy condiment squeeze bottle in the shape of the mildly suggestive purple eggplant emoji.
A gigantic 6 foot long inflatable remote control T-Rex dinosaur that unleashes total prehistoric fury wherever you command it to stomp, thrash, spin, and roar.
Decorate and illuminate your beard or even your hair for the holidays with these tiny clip-on illuminated ornaments.
Gift them what they've always wanted - Nothing!