When Darth Vader wasn't hunting down Rebel scum, blowing up planets, using the Force to choke everyone out, lightsaber-battling with Jedi, and fighting with... More
Just when you think the Star Wars merchandising department has run out of product ideas, along comes this hilarious tape dispenser modeled after a downed Imperial... More
To use this fully armed and operational battle station / waffle maker, just pour batter onto the nonstick waffle plates, set one of five temperatures based on... More
Modeled after a very, very, very scaled down version of the Death Star II from Star Wars Return of the Jedi, this amazing fire pit will surely have you and your... More
Before there was Synthehol, Chateau Picard Wine, and Romulan Ale in the 23-24 centuries, apparently Captain James T. Kirk was able to slap his name on some bourbon... More
Illuminate the dark side of your office desk with this cool new TIE Fighter Desk Lamp.
While not an exact replica of the Emperor Palpatine's majestic throne on the Death Star II in Star Wars Return of the Jedi, this cool new Emperor Throne Arm... More
While this cool new Sarlacc Pit Coffee Table from Regal Robot is just a concept rendering of a coffee table featuring the almighty Sarlacc from Star Wars Return... More
They never did find the body of that little boy named Jason Voorhees who drowned while camp counselors weren't paying attention, but wouldn't it be cool anyways... More
Yep, a mint condition vintage Kenner R2-D2 action figure has been digitally scanned and fully replicated as a 3.5 foot tall version featuring articulated arms... More
A massive 7 foot 8 inch tall highly detailed replica of the sarcastic reprogrammed Imperial security droid K-2SO from Star Wars Rogue One.
This fun ceramic coffee mug is molded into the shape of the infamous vile Tatooine crime boss Java the Hut, er, I mean Jabba the Hut and it holds up to 20 oz... More
As you stare out the window of the Death Star contemplating your next strategic move to crush the Rebel Alliance once and for all, reach for this cool new Star... More
If you're trying to keep your home or office extra tidy and wish you could be scared to death while doing it, then feel free to approach this cool new Motion-Activated... More
This massive four foot tall prop replica of Thor's hammer Mjolnir may look as if it's forged from the fictional Asgardian metal Uru, but it's actually crafted... More
When super-villains, evildoers, and other assorted criminal masterminds come to to your neighborhood to inflict some no good, be prepared like the ultimate caped... More
Beneath the oval tempered glass table top is a stunningly detailed diorama depicting the Millennium Falcon navigating through an asteroid field just like in... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
No matter whether you're cruising the desert in style on Jabba's sail barge, sitting alone in an intergalactic cantina bar, or just attending a weird backyard... More
Revolutionary 100% hand-poured soy wax candle scented like the first aroma you smell when opening a new Macbook, iPhone, or iMac.
This fun popcorn maker is shaped like the dreaded Death Star and uses healthier hot air to pop it up - no SuperLaser required.