Now you can hang this famous frozen smuggler from the shower rod just like Jabba the Hutt did in his bathroom.
If you're trying to keep your home or office extra tidy and wish you could be scared to death while doing it, then feel free to approach this cool new Motion-Activated... More
This fun virtual laser keyboard projector is housed in a miniature Artoo unit that connects to your computer, smartphone, NaviComputer, tablet, or Lobot wirelessly... More
Whether you need to wash your entire body or just your mouth out, true soap connoisseurs go with Original Lifebuoy Soap!
This 8.5 foot inflatable chosen Destructor / homicidal marshmallow sailor mascot is definitely something you don't see everyday, but you don't need to cross... More
My name is Talky Tina, and I love you very much. My name is Talky Tina, and I'm going to kill you.
Whether you're slicing and dicing in the kitchen or a kill room, protect your clothing from splatter using this cool new charismatic serial killer approved Dexter... More
When super-villains, evildoers, and other assorted criminal masterminds come to to your neighborhood to inflict some no good, be prepared like the ultimate caped... More
Doc Brown's DeLorean time machine required a Flux Capacitor and 1.21 gigawatts of power to propel it back to the future, forward to the past or whenever in time,... More
It looks exactly like a massive foil-wrapped Hershey's Kiss, but when you lift up the conical lid, it's the perfect spot to store your Hershey's Kisses, cookies,... More
Take playing with action figures to the next level with this 6 foot tall, fully-articulated reproduction of the original Kenner Darth Vader action figure with... More
When you wear one of these cool new Star Trek Ties to the office, only your fellow Trekkies, Trekkers, geeks, nerds, dorks and more will notice your impeccable... More
Bring a lot of warmth and a bit of terror to your living room when you swap out your ancient radiator with one that's completely extinct.
Dress in the iconic style of the man of everyone's dreams, Freddy Krueger.
During this pandemic, be more like Jason Voorhees and keep your nose and mouth covered and scare people away just enough to keep proper social distancing when... More
Sure you'll look like a butthead wearing it now, but not for long...
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
These next generation foam fingers have gone to the third dimension, look like massive real hands with huge in-your-face pointing fingers, and are officially... More
Is your next stop... The Twilight Zone? All you have to do is ask.
This Halloween, everyone will know your house is handing out candy when they see the soft glow of this cool new Wicked Witch of the East Leg Lamp gleaming in... More
Keep your small valuables mildly secure inside this wooden Japanese puzzle box, but only if you can figure out how to open it first.
