This mega cache of zombie apocalypse survival blades includes 3 knives, 2 machetes, 1 parang, and 1 axe all rolled up in a durable canvas carrying case.
These state-of-the-art cat ears from Japan sit on your head and move up, down or wiggle depending on your concentration and relaxation levels. Yep.
When real garden gnomes get kidnapped by lawn ornament poachers and taken on trips around the world, they sometimes come back less tacky and way more terrifying,... More
Unlike a real undead limb torn from a wandering zombie, this one won't attempt to tear you apart when using it to reach an irritating itch you can't scratch.
