Umbrella sword with a massive two-handed broadsword handle wrapped in a leatherette grip and easily stores away in an included carrying case with shoulder strap... More
When knights weren't engaged in battle, they had meetings around conference tables just like we do today and obviously they wore something stylish like these... More
When bringing a bottle of wine to a party, carrying it into a medieval battle for enjoying after the carnage or just overprotecting it deep down in your wine... More
Armored medieval drinking vessel shaped like a 12th century great helm, aka helmet, worn by the knights of the Crusades.
A fearless stainless steel effigy that literally enters the heat of battle armed only with two sharp sais and armored solely with a weenie sheathing his phallic,... More
He may only stand a miniscule 4 inches tall, but when he swings his mighty little hammer, all the rest of the neighborhood garden gnomes and assorted lawn ornaments... More
Despite the four huge spikes on its tail and the giant armored plates running along its back, the mighty stegosaurus was actually a friendly plant eater, but... More
Pair of intricately modeled Mongolian warrior figurines are crafted of wax and double as candles. With an authentic stone-like finish, these candles look like... More
This little medieval suit of armor for knighted soft-boiled eggs includes a serving spoon / sword that it can use to defend itself from giant hungry humans.
Knight Light. Night Light. Get it? Inspired! Why didn't someone think of this before?
Whip up and sport this crocheted cap for role-playing, Halloween, cheering on your favorite Vikings team or around town for a laugh or two.
