Are you the King of your castle? Leave the toilet seat down because your "Throne" room is about to go medieval. The cool new Gothic Commode Seat ($70) will let everyone know that it's good to be the King. It even features real chain mail embedded in the clear lucite seat. All you're missing now is a suit of armor toilet paper holder!
- Real chain mail in the clear lucite seat!
- Includes Chromeplated hardware!
- Handpainted for the battered-steel and oxidized-copper look of Gothic armor!
- Forged from castings of resin composite!
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~Wendy
http://www.wendyshepherd.com
_()haha – quote of the day!
Anonymous has not heard of the Renassaince Types. The Alabama Shakespeare Festival hosts a Renassaince Festival every year.
Believe me they are very abundant
“Using that toilet seat cover would certainly be a topic of interesting conversation from guests who visit!”
Wendy,
Take that cold stone from your chest and replace it with a heart.
:)
Tim
What’s gothic about a medieval shield toilet seat?
Absolutely nothing, but not for the reason that you put forth. The seat is not meant to represent a shield at all, but the flattened face of a greathelm, a helm used primarily during the 14th century with transitional plate and maille harnesses, not 15th-16th century gothic harnesses. And yes, “gothic” denotes a historical style and period, not just angst-ridden teenagers clad in black.
That being said, the seat is still a fine novelty product. I wouldn’t expect the producer of such an item to actually check their advertising for historical correctness.
YES! It definitely is a conversational piece!! We entertain a lot, with large parties, and all our guests love this! The quality is excellent. PURCHASE THIS if you’re looking for a fun, conversation piece with a sense of humor!!!
Deborah
"awesome for a toilet seat"
no shit. shithead.
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