Gothic Commode Seat - Every Toilet in Your Castle Needs One!
Gothic Commode Seat - Every Toilet in Your Castle Needs One!

Are you the King of your castle? Leave the toilet seat down because your "Throne" room is about to go medieval. The cool new Gothic Commode Seat ($70) will let everyone know that it's good to be the King. It even features real chain mail embedded in the clear lucite seat. All you're missing now is a suit of armor toilet paper holder!

  • Real chain mail in the clear lucite seat!
  • Includes Chromeplated hardware!
  • Handpainted for the battered-steel and oxidized-copper look of Gothic armor!
  • Forged from castings of resin composite!
Anonymous
my wife would kill me if I installed that. hmm I feel compelled though.
By Anonymous - 3 Years Ago
Wendy
Using that toilet seat cover would certainly be a topic of interesting conversation from guests who visit!

~Wendy
http://www.wendyshepherd.com
By Wendy - 3 Years Ago
Anonymous
awesome for a toilet seat
By Anonymous - 3 Years Ago
jace kobayashi
i love it, i gotta have it…..once i have a place of my own. _()
By jace kobayashi - 3 Years Ago
Jack
“Leave the toilet seat down because your “Throne” room is about to go medieval.”

haha – quote of the day!
By Jack - 3 Years Ago
Anonymous
Wendy, any nerd installing that thing has no friends and would never have any guests visiting his house.
By Anonymous - 3 Years Ago
mojoala
Anonymous said: Wendy, any nerd installing that thing has no friends and would never have any guests visiting his house.

Anonymous has not heard of the Renassaince Types. The Alabama Shakespeare Festival hosts a Renassaince Festival every year.

Believe me they are very abundant
By mojoala - 3 Years Ago
Anonymous
abundant yes, worth having as friends, no.
By Anonymous - 3 Years Ago
Not Anonymous
You know.. I’m not a nerd and I’d like to have something similar. I think it’s pretty cool. Anonymous, you’re not cool.. seriously.
By Not Anonymous - 3 Years Ago
Anonymous
Adds a whole new meaning to the phase “get medievil on your a**”!
By Anonymous - 3 Years Ago
Anonymous
Wendy wrote:
“Using that toilet seat cover would certainly be a topic of interesting conversation from guests who visit!”

Wendy,

Take that cold stone from your chest and replace it with a heart.

:)

Tim
By Anonymous - 3 Years Ago
Peter Pettigrew
What’s gothic about a medieval shield toilet seat?
By Peter Pettigrew - 3 Years Ago
Anonymous
Peter Pettigrew said…
What’s gothic about a medieval shield toilet seat?

Absolutely nothing, but not for the reason that you put forth. The seat is not meant to represent a shield at all, but the flattened face of a greathelm, a helm used primarily during the 14th century with transitional plate and maille harnesses, not 15th-16th century gothic harnesses. And yes, “gothic” denotes a historical style and period, not just angst-ridden teenagers clad in black.

That being said, the seat is still a fine novelty product. I wouldn’t expect the producer of such an item to actually check their advertising for historical correctness.
By Anonymous - 3 Years Ago
cekelly
I see this toilet seat as a great idea for my children’s bathroom, we have a great castle & princess knight theme going in their room and to extend this to their own bathroom seems wonderful…..I LOVE IT.
By cekelly - 3 Years Ago
di
I happen to love this seat. It is unique—I have plenty of friends and they all would be glad to sit upon the master throne
By di - 2 Years Ago
Deborah
Our home is decorated in a formal English Manor style, and our basement is accented with medieval decor--tapestries, a full size knight’s armor, swords, etc. We have this item in our basement bathroom which is also medieval.

YES! It definitely is a conversational piece!! We entertain a lot, with large parties, and all our guests love this! The quality is excellent. PURCHASE THIS if you’re looking for a fun, conversation piece with a sense of humor!!!

Deborah
By Deborah - 2 Years Ago
Jeff English
This seat would be great for my sword combat school in L.A.There are lot's of great people there who would appreciate it. Don't call them nerds or they will definitely get medieval on your &$$! Most of them are serious martial artists and stuntmen.
By Jeff English - 2 Years Ago
Anonymous
dood that is soooo sweeet man. everyone would get that. I dont no wat person wouldnt. that is sweet man.
By Anonymous - 2 Years Ago
sunny beach
Gyurcsany, the hungarian Prime Minister has the same seat :D
By sunny beach - 10 Months Ago
Patrick Tonka
Anonymous wrote:
"awesome for a toilet seat"

no shit. shithead.
By Patrick Tonka - 4 Months Ago
Master of my Castle
It kix A$$ I can say that right? Though that is a little weird I'd buy it and I'm not a nerd by any means
By Master of my Castle - 4 Months Ago

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