Stacking stones inspired by the unique stone figure markers used by the Inuits up in the Arctic, but instead of requiring any stone stacking skills whatsoever,... More
A total no-nonsense, hardcore tape dispenser that weighs in at a hefty 2.2 lbs due to its exterior aluminum shell, inner cast iron core, and forged stainless... More
Hardcore office clipboard constructed from a heavy duty slab of Level II body armor that stops 9mm bullets cold. Even better, it has a clip for paper!
Too lazy to shoot a crumpled up wad of paper into the recycle bin? Need to send a message across the office? Have a crazy rabid raccoon rampaging through the... More
The big red button we've all dreamed of pushing one day, but this one is mostly harmless... we think
A typical Newton's Cradle toy on a desk at the office not only alleviates boredom through hypnotic swinging balls, it also demonstrates Sir Issac Newton's law... More
I love the new Amigo Leather Kangaroo Desk Caddy. Soon it will be on my desk here at HEADquarters holding my pens, sticky notes, markers, paper clips and other... More
These monstrous push pins are nearly 7 inches long and have a large, colorful wooden depressor on one end and a dull-tipped plated metal pin on the other.
Need something to fidget with or help reduce stress and anxiety while sitting at your boring desk all day? Try practicing the calming art of stone stacking.
Tired of constant distractions at work from coworkers, bosses, and obnoxious family members? This cool new Luxafor Flag attaches to a PC or Mac via USB and visually... More
This rugged desktop stress relieving speed bag is made by Everlast, the outfitter of champions since 1910, and easily attaches to any smooth surface like your... More
Choose your paperclips wisely when they are stuck securely to the ultimate in desktop artifacts, the Indiana Jones Holy Grail - Magnetic Paperclip Holder.
No matter whether you work on the go from your vehicle, do obnoxious fast food reviews on YouTube from your car, or you just want a steady surface to write on,... More
Fully functional poster-sized calendar made of bubble wrap with a bubble to pop every day, however don't pop the whole year the first day!
While it may appear to be nothing more than a big black cube, when pressed it uses LEDs and mirrors to simulate the wonders of the galaxy using three different... More
When you absolutely must secure papers down in a strangely windy, yet climate-controlled windowless office, you can't go wrong with this set of three hefty cast... More
This miniature version of the classic skee-ball game lets you roll the balls up a ramp and into the point holes just like the real thing, only on a smaller less... More
Add a little fright to your zen to bring it into harmonious balance this Halloween season.
This pump-action, pneumatic gun shoots sweet, edible marshmallows (or a hand-full of miniature marshmallows) up to 50feet.
These unique log-shaped storage containers are perfect for storing office supplies, cookies, nails or just about anything you want. Also a great way to prank... More
Paperweight that looks exactly like an architect's failed blueprint plans all crumpled up.
As the economy swirls down the drain, you are going to need an extra strong paperweight like the Stock Market Paperweight on your desk to hold down that mounting... More
A paperweight that looks exactly like crumpled up piece of legal paper.
I thought I had the ultimate in office warfare armaments with the awesome USB Missile Launcher, but there has been a major upgrade! The all new USB Rocket Launcher... More
