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Texas Chainsaw Massacre Board Game

Texas Chainsaw Massacre Board Game

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Do you find regular board games to be way too boring and safe? Then pray you don't end up on a meat hook and chainsawed into BBQ by Leatherface and his sadistic family of cannibals when you play, er, try to survive this cool new yet quite 1974-inspired Texas Chainsaw Massacre Board Game from Trick or Treat Studios. This fun tabletop board game for the whole family (14+) lets players cooperate to try and escape from the Sawyer (called Slaughter here for some reason) family's Texas homestead and flee in their van before getting offed. As you move through the game you collect scavenge tokens that get placed in a hideous bag made of hopefully faux human skin, but these action tokens could either move you closer to finding the keys and gas for the van or lead you to a plate on the family's dining table. Chainsaw not included!

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