Duke Cannon Holiday Soaps - Illegally Cut Pine, Lump of Coal, and More

December 17, 2023

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It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas out there, so wash up and smell a bit more festive with these cool new Duke Cannon Holiday Soaps. This sleigh load of seasonal scented soap bricks includes: Lump of Coal, Illegally Cut Pine, Mall Santa's Cough Syrup, Rudolph's Much Deserved Night Cap, Oops! All Brandy Homemade Eggnog, and Frothy the Beer Man. These Big Ass Bricks of Soap are 3X larger than traditional soap bars, are packaged in cheery keepsake boxes... if you keep soap boxes, and are made in the USA instead of some North Pole sweatshop, er, workshop. They also make great stocking stuffer and white elephant gifts. 🎄🧼

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Duke Cannon Holiday Soaps - Illegally Cut Pine, Lump of Coal, and More