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You've Been Poisoned - Engraved Glass Pie Plate

You've Been Poisoned - Engraved Glass Pie Plate

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Make everyone a little more uncomfortable after a big dinner and a slice of pie for dessert when you bake one up and serve it to them in this cool new You've Been Poisoned - Engraved Glass Pie Plate. This darkly humorous Pyrex glass pie plate has the macabre message "You've Been Poisoned" etched across the bottom for someone to discover as they're cutting and handing out slices. It's available in either 9" basic or 9.5" deep dish sizes, remains oven, microwave, dishwasher, and freezer safe, and is perfect for Thanksgiving dinner and other holiday feasts, family gatherings and reunions, potlucks, dinner parties, pie-baking contests, get well gestures, or... you actually poisoned them! Antidote not included. ๐Ÿฅงโ˜ ๏ธ

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