Vampire Wine (With Cape!)

October 17, 2023

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Is there any wine that could possibly go better with the Halloween season than this cool new Vampire Wine from Vampire Vineyards? From the drop of red blood dripping off the gothic letter V on the label to the miniature Dracula cape wrapped around the neck of the bottle... this spooky wine has it all. Now while vampires are known to be the true connoisseurs of fine reds, this bottle is actually filled with red wine crafted from Cabernet Sauvignon grapes instead of their usual choice of tapping into any artery or two with their fangs. Hmm, I guess humans are like a box of wine for bloodthirsty vampires. Like any good wine, keep this one out of the sunlight and preferably down in your cellar to age in a little wooden wine bottle coffin. 🧛🏻‍♂️🍷

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Vampire Wine (With Cape!)