Cannibal Marshmallows T-Shirt

April 7, 2021

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I love the taste of roasted marshmallows and judging by this cool new yet quite graphic Cannibal Marshmallows T-Shirt, so do they! Who could have known that when left alone near a campfire, these cute little sweet puffs like to spear the weakest marshmallow in the bag with a stick and roast it alive over the burning flames. Yep, they eat their own! Even more horrifying is that they don't even blow the poor marshmallow out once it catches fire. You don't see graham crackers and chocolate behaving like this! So sad. So funny. Makes a great t-shirt!

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