Plant Eating Brontosaurus Metal Lawn Sculptures

February 27, 2020

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These cool new Brontosaurus Lawn Sculptures from metal artist Chris Crooks are double-take-inducing metal sculptures of plant-eating Brontosauruses who seem to be using their long necks to reach up and munch on your bushes. These prehistoric sculptural herbivores are handcrafted in Arizona from age-accelerated cold rolled steel to give them a bright rusty patina, include built-in ground stakes, and come in two sizes, a mother and a baby facing opposite directions. If you prefer your bushes to be eaten by long necked wildlife from the modern age, giraffe sculptures are also available.

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