Plant Pot Living Bookends

I'm sitting here in a darkened office at night here at Green Head HQ near Chicago and it's -5°F with a -20° wind chill! Global warming, wha? So anyways I'm trying to think positive and find things that make me think of spring and a warmer climate. Now the Hanging Strawberry Basket Kit is no where near as cool, weird and innovative as the Upside-Down Tomato Garden from previous years, but it does make growing a giant batch of juicy, sweet, healthy and delicious strawberries a total snap. Plus, by growing them in an elevated hanging basket, you also get to keep out most of those furry fruit-loving animal thieves as well. I love strawberries, but unfortunately I'm still freezing...

Kit includes everything you need to grow colorful edible mini peppers that look like the red, orange, yellow, and purple lights on a Christmas tree.

I love cool stuff for my desk, because I really need something interesting to keep my mind off the work. I usually like a real plant of some weird species, but this one is even better, it's a moving cartoon plant that actually needs sun!

Forget that boring old terra cotta, pot your plants in style inside this whimsical ceramic planter is shaped like a giant ice cream cone.

This tough-looking spiked planter makes any houseplant seem way more intimidating and should look great in front of most homes or medieval castles.

These planters are a sinister fusion of botanical elegance and extraterrestrial terror that pay homage to the infamous Ovomorph eggs from the ALIEN movies.

A hanging herb and flower drying rack with a breathable mesh enclosure that promotes maximum air circulation for quick and even drying - no electricity needed.

These unique decorative plants stands are crafted from cement-finished wooden boxes that are topped with a reclaimed wood lid.

I think the title of this twisted little storybook sums it all up perfectly.

These heavy duty bookends are made from chunks of authentic salvaged steel railroad rails that are close to a century old!

Find out how many people actually want to see self-absorbed pictures of yourself when you take them off your smartphone or social network, print them out, and place them in this disturbing World's First Selfies Photo Album... the answer is nobody.

This bookmark is actually a whoopee cushion that produces the classic sound of breaking wind when squeezed between the pages of a good book or boring textbook.

These whimsical bookmarks are cute little animal heads handcrafted from fuzzy needle felted wool and come in the shape of bunnies, cats, wolves, foxes, elephants, turtles, bears, squirrels, and more.

Learn how to brew up real magical cocktail concoctions that glow, change colors, burn, spark, smoke, bubble, and fizz.

A sinister book that makes you face your fears in glorious pop-up 3D. Have a fear of snakes? Well open this book and out pops a 3D snake! Same with spiders, heights, clowns, dentists, flying, etc.

Its filled with festive colorful illustrations and poetic storytelling about a cop from New York who's coming to Los Angeles to enjoy a Christmas party and hopefully reunite with his family in the end. A true heart-warming tale of love, terrorists, architecture, machine guns, extreme violence, and creative strong language. 32 pages of sheer adventure.