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Useless Box - Turn It On and It Turns Itself Off!

Useless Box - Turn It On and It Turns Itself Off!

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If you would like to be the proud owner of the most useless product ever invented, look no further than the cool new Captain Jules's Useless Box. When you flip the switch on this mysterious little box, a little finger rises up and switches it back off. Repeat endlessly until you either give up or the its batteries wear out. That's it! That's all it does! lol

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