R/C Jet-Powered Fire Breathing Dragon
Believe it or not, but if you have $60,000 hoarded away in some mountain cave, you can spend it all on this cool new R/C Jet-Powered Fire Breathing Dragon. Yep, you finally have a real fire-breathing dragon of your very own. Unlike a slow mythical dragon flapping its wings to fly around, this modern species has evolved to soar through the air up to 70 mph via a miniature turbine jet engine that produces exit thrust at 500 mph. It feeds on a 1/2 gallon of jet aircraft fuel or kerosene for 10 minute air raids in between naps, breathes 3' fireball blasts via a hidden propane tank in its mouth (unfortunately disabled while in flight), and lands on 3" rubber wheel clawed feet. The only thing that's missing is a way to make it produce a horrifying screech as you buzz your neighbors.