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Terra Cotta Pumpkin Lanterns

Terra Cotta Pumpkin Lanterns

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This Halloween, instead of brutally murdering and carving up a sweet little pumpkin from the patch as a decorative holiday sacrifice, consider cramming a burning candle into the mouth of one these cool new Terra Cotta Pumpkin Lanterns instead. These faux Jack-O'-Lantern alternatives are crafted from real clay and give off a soft glow when a candle is placed inside through their removable stem tops (no lobotomies necessary). Available in two different sizes and styles.

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