Garden Mummy Statue

August 21, 2012

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If your garden is overrun with gnomes, this cool new Garden Mummy Statue is sure to scare them off. This ancient undead corpse has escaped its dreary cursed tomb and is looking for more scenic gardens and lawns to spend its next life. Of course, during the day, this little wrapped mummy sculpted from quality designer resin that's been skillfully hand-painted, remains dead silent and still, but when the sun goes down, it's very possible that it may roam and moan around your home once again. Beware!

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