Century Old Steel Rail Bookends

This doesn't make any sense in an e-book, but if you still read from these weird paper things lined with printed words called books, don't lose your place before you nod off for the night, just squish this little silicone man named Mark between the pages.

They say it ain't easy being cheesy, but with a minimum donation of 35 dollars to World Central Kitchen, you can take your Cheetos dust-covered paws to the next level with this limited edition Cheetos holiday cookbook written by legendary cartoon mascot / chef Chester Cheetah and his professional celebrity chef pals Anne Burrell, Richard Blais, Ronnie Woo, and Casey Webb.

Let your guests sign in, take a load off, and share their personal thoughts, memories, apologies, and more when visiting your bathroom throne.

This minimalist vertical bookshelf tower has a discreet steel frame and rotatable shelves that seem to disappear when books are stacked up high on it.

Sharpen all your red crayons and colored pencils because this fun coloring book is a 50 page bloodbath of hand-drawn horror illustrations of gory deaths by the hands of Jason Voorhees from the Friday the 13th movies.

The entire 120 year National Geographic archive of every single issue, page, article, advertisement, map and photograph from 1888 to 2008 has been digitally reproduced in high resolution and put on a single 160 GB hard drive!

These green plant sprouts are whimsical little bookmarks made from soft flexible silicone that won't dry up and die in between the pages of a good book.

A useful work of art for anyone who loves to read.

This stunning ancient-inspired fire pit is handcrafted from heavy duty carbon steel that'll develop a permanent, maintenance-free outer iron oxide patina.

Establish yourself as a REALLY Big Game Hunter!

The Rubik's Cube table is inspired by the classic toy and makes a cool end table or coffee table. Thankfully, the colored cubes in this version don't actually move, so it will always be in a perpetual state of solved.

These cool new Copper Cattail Wind Chimes are handmade from long-lasting, high-quality copper and brass and peacefully chime as they sway in the breeze.

This large three-dimensional shark sculpture is constructed from hand-hammered recycled metal complete with a sisal rope for hanging by its rear fins.

Did the Empire crash one of their TIE Interceptors across your backyard... or was it your traitorous rebel scum, rebellion loving neighbors that shot it down?

This fun nautical serving bowl has a sculptural bronze-finished octopus holding it up over its bulbous head using four arms while the other four arms are stay down for support.

When you plant all these dead humans in the ground, all in a row, it's not surprising that zombies burst forth from that fertile cemetery soil to seek nourishment. Now you can easily grow your own zombie too right in your home or the office.