The next time your blood boils and you just want to cry out and unleash an onslaught of non-stop verbal punishment, simply grab this cool new Shouting Vase ($79) and let it all loose. This terracotta pottery-inspired mouth muffler from Japan absorbs your loudest screams and shouts and emits a softer version of your anger through a tiny hole at the base. This a great extreme volume solution for every single office and cubicle in the world, couples who like to fight, anger management and more. It's too bad that cellphones aren't embedded at the bottom of these yet.

• Size: 12.5 cm x 12.5 cm x 18.5 cm
• Weight: 210g
• Material: ABS resin
• Instructions: Japanese