I never realized we were in the middle of a revolution... A utensil revolution! Since the dawn of time we have been relatively content with sticks, forks, spoons and knives. We could eat nearly anything with these simple tools, but now we are no longer content with individual function utensils, we must combine them!
The 21st century has ushered in a legion of these new multi-function hybrid utensils. We know have Sporks (spoon + fork), Knorks (knife + fork), I've heard rumblings of proposed knorkoons (knife + fork + spoon) and finally we now have Chorks (chopsticks + fork). So its good to know we finally made it back to sticks, but next I want to see the ultimate utensil that combines them all - Knorkoonsticks!