Season Shot - Real Ammo With Flavor!
Season Shot - Real Ammo With Flavor!

Ha Ha - I love this product. Now, I'm not a hunter and I love animals, but somebody has to go shoot the turkey for my Thanksgiving dinner. If you're a hunter, why shoot your prey with metal shot from a shotgun shell? You all say you hunt because you want to eat right? Well, let's make it easier. Check out this morbidly hilarious new ammo called Season Shot! Instead of traditional metal shot, it's full of tightly packed seasonings like Cajun, Lemon Pepper, Garlic, Teriyaki & Honey Mustard. So when you shoot down your next pheasant, quail, duck or turkey, the seasoning will be injected automatically on impact, plus it kills it. I'm sorry, but this is really a funny, cool new product.

Let us know what you think in the Comments below!

  • Load your gun with Season Shot and let the hunt begin. Watch as your bird is seasoned on impact leaving no harmful waste behind in the environment.
  • Forget about removing shot, prepare the whole bird for dinner! The Season Shot pellets will melt in the oven seasoning the entire bird.
  • Enjoy! No wasted time, no wasted meat, no waste left behind. Finally there's a better way!
Anonymous
"Season Shot - Shoots. Kills. Seasons!"
bwahaha
By Anonymous - 2 Years Ago
Anonymous
that's horrible!
By Anonymous - 2 Years Ago
Anonymous
When you think about it, it really makes complete sense.
By Anonymous - 2 Years Ago
Gigundous
Since it's non-toxic, does that mean we can use it for waterfowl? I'd take anything over steel shot. . .
By Gigundous - 2 Years Ago
Nate
Sounds like it will work with any type of bird.
By Nate - 2 Years Ago
Ralph Reagan
I'm sure the ballistics of salt etc. would be extremely inferior. This has got to be a practical joke.
By Ralph Reagan - 2 Years Ago
Anonymous
What next? How about xanax shot or aroma therapy shot for police use? Calm those bad guys right down! Wait! what about adderal shot! We could slip some into Dick Cheney's gun for his next hunting trip with G.W.
By Anonymous - 2 Years Ago
Anonymous
Wander if they have one for fish for us hillybilly types???
By Anonymous - 1 Year Ago
Guest
The ballistics may be only slightly inferior. Remember, people used to load their shotguns with rock salt all the time. It may not kill a human, but a bird? Very likely. The shells are also probably more densely packed than the old rock salt pellets. My only worry would be sections of the bird being overly salty or seasoned - otherwise, interesting idea! It's worth a shot. sorry. couldn't resist.
By Guest - 8 Months Ago
Guest
I think it will work, but I think it will have to be around 25 yards or less to work. It claims up to 45 yards (maybe on a small bird).
By Guest - 7 Months Ago
Guest
Ohh! Same old America, Guns guns guns! Get a real hobby, like Soccer!!! You sad MoFo\'s!
By Guest - 4 Months Ago
nitr0j0e
How about pepper corns for deer? That would be closer to buckshot and would provide some extra flavor.
By nitr0j0e - 2 Months Ago
Guest
What they do is compress the seasoning, and seal it in with a food-grade shellac. It\'s got roughly the same aerodynamic properties of shot, but much less weight.
By Guest - 2 Months Ago

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