Happy Turkey - Thanksgiving Coloring Paper Placemats

This simple stainless steel pronged hook with a comfortable, non-slip grip handle is perfect for lifting up, leveraging the weight, and transporting a heavy turkey or chicken up to 24 lbs without piercing the meat or worrying about disastrous slippage.

Mashed Potatoes!!! Right ahead!

This cool new Pie Bird actually dates back to Victorian times when it was used to vent steam from a baking pie to prevent deflation, boil-over of fillings, and sagging crusts.

Fun to wear for a few laughs during Thanksgiving dinner when the family starts the typical table clearing argument about politics or just about any other topic.

This heirloom quality, vintage-looking leather football is designed to age beautifully over the years of backyard Thanksgiving football games (or whenever) and is embossed with a running turkey designed by artist Jon Contino.

One wishbone is never enough fun after a turkey dinner, that is why they now sell these cool synthetic Lucky Break Wishbones, so all your guests can join in on the fun.

This Thanksgiving, wear this stylish plush hat that looks just like a giant slice of pumpkin pie on your head with a dollop of whipped cream to top it off.

These fun t-shirts have nutrition labels on the front for tasty foods like turkey, stuffing, cranberry sauce, green bean casserole, pies, gravy, rolls, mashed potatoes, wine, and many, many more.

Although it may look like a real pumpkin, this tasty cake is disguised under a white chocolate shell with six layers of moist vanilla spice cake sandwiching praline buttercream and rich chocolate fudge!

Knit cap that looks just like an oven-roasted turkey, complete with tasty drumsticks on the side and your head acting as the stuffing.

Have a little tear in your screen door or window screen? Well, instead of wasting money and replacing the entire thing, just patch it yourself using this cool new screen repair tape.

This portable insulated casserole carrier prevents spills in the car and helps to maintain warm or cold temperatures until you get to your destination.

A five pint / five course set of Thanksgiving dinner flavored ice creams including: turkey, dinner rolls, stuffing, mango pie, and pumpkin and gingersnap pie.

Happy Thanksgiving! Here's a link to The Green Head's official 2020 ULTIMATE Thanksgiving Playlist to enjoy while cooking, eating, arguing, stuffing yourself some more, and boozing all through today. It featues a curated collection of classic Thanksgiving-inspired tunes, retro TV specials, nostalgic commercials, cooking tips, epic fails, fuzzy memories, and much more. Enjoy! Gobble Gobble!

After your Thanksgiving turkey feast, prepare yourself for the traditional couch nap by slipping into something more comfortable like this cool new Tryptophan Molecule T-Shirt!

A convenient three-tiered oven rack that allows you to bake up to three heavy casserole dishes or pies alongside a large roasting pan.

With a global pandemic, increasing societal chaos, and an election tearing a nation apart, Thanksgiving 2020 should be quite the fun gathering of family and friends. So unless you want it to be your last supper before the war, maybe give peace a try with this cool new stoneware Peace Sign Serving Platter.