The Green Head - Good Book Flask - Secret Compartment Bible!

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The Good Book Flask ($24) is the ultimate place to stash your booze. On the outside, it appears to be a regular Bible, but on the inside is a secret hidden compartment that hides a stainless steel flask. I wouldn't bring it to Church with you for any reason and recommend filling it with wine only, but it's your soul. So wrong and yet so cool. -

Perfect for holy water and Michael Jackson's "Jesus Juice"!

By Anonymous - 3 Years Ago

I don't see a problem with it. Jesus turned water into wine, so the least the Bible could do is provide a container for it!

By The Devil - 3 Years Ago

I would definitely read the Bible more if it had a flask in it.

By Anonymous - 3 Years Ago

Mmmmm sacri-licious!

By Anonymous - 2 Years Ago

I believe it is spelled sacre-licious. Look it up, noob.

By Anonymous - 2 Years Ago

www.Cellphoneflasks.com sells the good book bible flasks and they will even engrave it for free.

By Guest - 2 Years Ago

Uh-oh, here comes the Gospel according to puke!

By Guest - 1 Year Ago

im a little disappointed in these comments. i was expecting more religious/alcohol puns. like, hey, nice beard, wino. get it? or cinco de lordo. how about bible before liquor never been more religious? i am amazing.

By Suzy The Ugly One - 13 Months Ago

If any man thirst, let him come unto me and drink. (John 7:37)

By Jesus - 12 Months Ago