Automatic Toothpaste Dispenser

I have just as much trouble as the next guy with messy toothpaste caps, but I haven't hit the level of frustration as those who go out and get the Automatic Toothpaste Dispenser. Sure it's cool that there is a toothpaste dispenser pump hanging in your bathroom and you no longer have to mess with the tube, but come on. You gotta love the 21st century and it's time saving technologies!  -  

Features:

• Polished stainless steel space-saver mounts to any smooth surface with suction cups, and it accommodates every size tube of every brand of toothpaste.
• Use just one hand to quickly get your paste — simply insert your toothbrush into the bottom well.
• The amount dispensed depends on how hard your push.
• No batteries needed — the patented X-Pump works mechanically.
• Clean periodically under the tap.