This massive, lifesize Triceratops dinosaur statue is nearly 20 feet long, stands 10 feet tall, and is posed like it's charging across your yard.
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
This creepy giant tree decoration has positional branches/arms, moans through its gnarly knotted open mouth, and emits an eerie soundtrack full of haunted sounds... More
It seems like every garden nowadays has one of those goofy gnome statues standing around, but yours can be somewhat gnome free when you introduce an invasive,... More
During the day, the motorized translucent petals bloom open like flowers and, at dusk, the petals close and the internal LED accent light begins to illuminate!
Attracts beneficial pollinating butterflies and solitary bees to your garden, pest controlling ladybugs and lacewings to your yard, and nesting birds to your... More
This strange miniature electronic light sculpture is a true amalgamation of nature and technology combining real fluffy dandelion seeds, a tiny super bright... More
This massive 10 foot wide, illuminated alien flying saucer seems to have crashed landed into some equally giant inflatable boulders right on your front lawn.
A kinetic metal sculpture of an owl for your yard or garden that rocks back and forth and flaps its large wings in the wind or with a gentle push.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like a giant Skiing Snowball in your front lawn tearing up the fresh powder. This happy extreme snowball wears a dapper top hat and... More
This is the dog tracking system that employs a small GPS receiver attached to your dog's collar that alerts you when he goes missing or leaves a defined area... More
This massive hammock is big enough for up to three people or perfect for one person to truly stretch out and relax on.
Cleaning gutters can be a dangerous chore, so let a 21st century robot do it for you safely.
This handy device easily connects between a garden hose and a spray nozzle to let you monitor how much water is being used, ensure consistent plant watering,... More
This cold winter season, help out your fellow feathered friends with this cool new Heated Birdbath. It not only attracts a large crowd of seasonal birds for... More
What happens when those wild and wacky waving advertising balloons in front of businesses die? They come back from the dead to haunt your front lawn as scary... More
Have a potted plant that deserves the star treatment? Then put it in the spotlight at night along with the rest of your illuminated landscape shrubbery using... More
A convenient wearable gardening bag that let's you do hands-free pruning, weeding and harvesting without the need to rake up debris piles afterwards.
Summer is coming and so are the squadrons of infinitely annoying, buzzing, biting, stinging flying insect squadrons. The total war against these enemy mosquitos,... More
Innovative yard clean-up tarp lays flat while loading, folds up easily and securely holds leaves and other debris for mess-free transport!
Innovative hose reel implants down in the ground and stows out of sight when not in use, pops up automatically when water is turned on and retracts the hose... More
A high tech timer that gives you precision control over 4 watering zones from one faucet using your smartphone, tablet, or computer, even when you're away from... More
Unique handmade torches crafted from repurposed wine bottles that securely mount to a fence, deck, tree, or entryway to deliver dramatic flickering ambiance... More