This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
This somewhat scaled down Brachiosaurus dinosaur statue reaches impressive heights of over 15 feet tall, the perfect backyard tree leaf munching height.
Transform your ordinary backyard into an African savanna when you accent it with a statue of the world's largest living terrestrial animal.
This massive, lifesize Triceratops dinosaur statue is nearly 20 feet long, stands 10 feet tall, and is posed like it's charging across your yard.
This giant statue of an armored Ankylosaurus dinosaur with a destructive clubbed tail is all curled up, chilled out, and ready to take a snooze on the lawn.
This massive inflatable outdoor party sofa comfortably seats up to 30 guests at a time.
Transform your front lawn into a twinkling winter wonderland when you brilliantly illuminate it with this massive 6.5 foot tall outdoor snowflake containing... More
If you have money to burn and really love to bowl, now you can become the bowling ball itself when you step inside this cool new Human Bowling Ball.
Did the Empire crash one of their TIE Interceptors across your backyard... or was it your traitorous rebel scum, rebellion loving neighbors that shot it down?
Although the fearsome dinosaurs went extinct 65 million years in the late Cretaceous Period, that doesn't mean you still can't display a massive Triceratops... More
This innovative synthetic ice rink simulates skating on real ice using your standard ice skates and can be placed almost anywhere there's a solid flat surface... More
A giant steel black cauldron that hangs above the ground via a metal tripod frame and suspension chain and can be used as a fire pit, grill, or cooking pot.
Now can finally visit and enjoy the Great Sphinx in all of it's original restored glory anytime you wish with this cool new yet quite ancient Egyptian inspired... More
Why do you keep cutting your own grass in the 21st century? There are super cool and highly intelligent robots for this now and they actually do a much better... More
Watch the world burn with this stunning handcrafted fire pit globe depicting the continents of planet Earth engulfed in flames when lit from within.
The search for the reclusive and mysterious Bigfoot is over. Now you can take pictures and capture all the grainy footage you want when you give this monstrously... More
Forget merely slipping and sliding, with the cool new Turbo Chute you can transform your backyard into a terrifying full blown water slide.
This giant 9 foot tall artificial maple tree is highly realistic, can be setup indoor or outdoors, and is adorned with over 1200 warm white LEDs.
This massive 8 foot tall statue of a male Silverback Gorilla is realistically sculpted, cast in sturdy fiberglass resin, and has a giant outstretched palm for... More
This lifesize Abominable Snowman / Yeti statue is almost as cool as the real thing when it's standing in your backyard staring over the fence at the neighbor's... More
Strong, hemispherical structures comprised of triangular sections made from galvanized steel tubing that are perfect for protecting backyard chickens, birds,... More
This giant circular moon gate is handcrafted from weathering steel that forms a stunning rust-like, protective patina when exposed to the outdoor elements.
A truly massive eight and a half foot tall garden gnome statue that not only towers over the average gnome, but humans as well.
Recreate all that running and screaming from the dinosaur movies right in your very own backyard with this terrifying Velociraptor Dinosaur Statue.