Suck up pesky flies with this innovative vacuum pistol!
Even though the world seems to have lost its collective mind lately, I think we still have the right to defend ourselves and own flashlights... I think.
While the infamous butterfly knife is pretty much illegal in most places nowadays, there's no laws against other flipping utensils like these cool new Butterfly... More
Bring the hunt indoors with a flying mechanical duck and a safe, infrared blaster. Just charge, toss, and take aim!
Although it may look like a handy camp axe with a tough stainless steel chopping blade, it also contains a knife secretly hidden inside the handle.
This cool new and very intergalactic lamp is not as clumsy or as random as a regular desktop lamp and is an elegant lighting solution for a more civilized age.
This pump-action, pneumatic gun shoots sweet, edible marshmallows (or a hand-full of miniature marshmallows) up to 50feet.
Think of the fun you'll have when the boss is away and you declare war on someone in the next cube and they catch a paper wad cannonball in the side of the head.... More
This summer, bring a dash of sheer adventure to your barbeque.
These genuine, fired 12 gauge shotgun shells have been combined with strong ferrite magnets so you can hang things up on the fridge... or a gun safe.
Wake up to a NASA style countdown and a rocket launch! You MUST find the rocket and put it back on the stand to make the alarm clock stop ringing!
If you're worthy enough to lift this mighty meat tenderizing hammer, you'll be able to beat meat in the kitchen with the power of a superhero god.
Stay calm and remember your medical training as you remove the weapons from this poor soul. But operate with care, because one false move and you're in for a... More
This is the coolest sauce-packing firearm you will ever use for shootin' up burgers, fries and hot dogs with delicious flavor.
No matter whether you enjoy reading tales of high adventure, fantastical medieval quests, or maybe just a non-fiction book about swords throughout history, these... More
Hey kids, want to be able to launch a water ballon clear across a football field? You can with the Water Ballooon Giant Slingshot! Now, imagine what you can... More
To use, just pull the natural cork stopper out with your teeth... don't throw.... just pour and get proverbially bombed.
Normally, combining alcohol and ammunition isn't the best idea, but an exception can be made for this cool new Giant Bullet Cocktail Shaker.
A fearless stainless steel effigy that literally enters the heat of battle armed only with two sharp sais and armored solely with a weenie sheathing his phallic,... More
Unfortunately, these magnetic ninja-styled shurikens are not real deadly ancient weapons, but they do feature powerful magnets on one side to complete the illusion... More
These shuriken tacks are more organizational in nature than deadly, but they do look just like the real thing when embedded into a surface.
