They say, in space no one can hear you scream, but they'll definitely hear you scream here on Earth when you bring a gigantic, life-sized ALIEN into your home.
Do you know what's cooler than having a full-sized medieval suit of armor statue in your home? A medieval suit of armor that secretly hides and guards a mini... More
Lifesize reproductions of the Terracotta Army of the first Emperor of China.
Greek mythology taught us that by simply looking at Medusa, a monstrous woman with snakes for hair, would turn you to stone. Well, good luck taking your eyes... More
This life-sized animatronic statue of one of the many truly evil, just for the fun of it, Martian warriors from Tim Burton's alien invasion flick, Mars Attacks!
This fun wooden knife block in the shape of a Spartan soldier under attack is handcrafted in the USA by Missing Digit Woodshop from the finest American Maple... More
Although they may look like a battle-ready suits of armor, these handmade sweatshirts are made from somewhat less defensive cotton, but they do feature padded... More
This Knight's medieval armor looks just like the real thing, except it's a miniature replica that stands only 25 inches tall.
These ultra-premium warrior briefs are styled after the actual armor designs of famous Japanese Shogun and Samurai.
This completely handmade and fully functional shaving razor is styled like an ancient Viking throwing axe complete with a carved beech wood handle wrapped in... More
Why throw tiny little darts at a dartboard when you can throw tiny real axes instead?
This epic horn-shaped glass whiskey decanter is the perfect centerpiece in a man cave, home bar, private executive office, or just brought out during epic feasts... More
Officially licensed Star Wars bathrobes made by Droids somewhere out in the Outer Rim Territories from luxuriously soft terrycloth and feature an embroidered... More
This unique wastebasket by artist Moises Alvarez honors one of the Chasqui warriors (highly trained Inca messengers) using detailed imagery tooled in quality... More
Forged from cast iron, this knightly suit of armor fireplace tool stand includes a mighty battle axe-shaped fireplace poker, brush, shovel, and grate lifter.
Normally I would use a full-sized ox horn to down my poison before charging into a savage warrior battle, but when it's time for a little moderation, it's best... More
The perfect blades for any modern kitchen warrior.
This super tough knife block is shaped like a legendary Spartan solider holding up a knife-filled shield while brandishing a sharpening steel / sword.
Relive the traumatic Swamps of Sadness scene from The Neverending Story movie every single time you leave the house or water your houseplants.
Regale your friends with tales of epic adventure, celebrate huge victories, or make a toast before a mighty feast with these Viking Horn Shot Glasses.
Try not to howl too loudly at the moon when you fill up this cool new Black Wolf Drinking Horn Mug with ale, wine, soda, mead, milk of the poppy, or whatever... More
