Relive the traumatic Swamps of Sadness scene from The Neverending Story movie every single time you leave the house or water your houseplants.
Why throw tiny little darts at a dartboard when you can throw tiny real axes instead?
A fearless stainless steel effigy that literally enters the heat of battle armed only with two sharp sais and armored solely with a weenie sheathing his phallic,... More
This unique wastebasket by artist Moises Alvarez honors one of the Chasqui warriors (highly trained Inca messengers) using detailed imagery tooled in quality... More
Chopsticks are fun to wield around when eating Asian food, Samurai swords are fun to unleash when charging into a fearsome ancient battle and Samurai Sword Chopsticks... More
In space, no one can hear you scream, but they will here on Earth when you reach inside this cool new ALIEN Cookie Jar.
Regale your friends with tales of epic adventure, celebrate huge victories, or make a toast before a mighty feast with these Viking Horn Shot Glasses.
When finished chugging down your favorite brewed morning elixir from this Viking Head Mug, unleash a full day of absolute conquest.
This Knight's medieval armor looks just like the real thing, except it's a miniature replica that stands only 25 inches tall.
Unleash your inner warrior and slice up your next piping hot pizza with fearless, brutal savagery using this epic Viking Axe Pizza Cutter.
He may only stand a miniscule 4 inches tall, but when he swings his mighty little hammer, all the rest of the neighborhood garden gnomes and assorted lawn ornaments... More
How do ninjas infiltrate parties to complete their covert missions in total stealth?
Lifesize reproductions of the Terracotta Army of the first Emperor of China.
This funny, yet sinister ninja outfit easily slides over the dog's front legs and gives the illusion that they holding a hardwood bokken sword. It's even better... More
Almost like the real thing only much, much smaller and less deadly, this tiny Pocket Samurai sword has a 1.5 inch razor-sharp stainless steel Tanto blade sheathed... More
Although they may look like a battle-ready suits of armor, these handmade sweatshirts are made from somewhat less defensive cotton, but they do feature padded... More
A miniature samurai sword that lets one channel their inner warrior and swiftly slice up cakes at the same time.
Do you know what's cooler than having a full-sized medieval suit of armor statue in your home? A medieval suit of armor that secretly hides and guards a mini... More
Artistic rendition of the legendary Trojan horse of Virgil's epic poem
Umbrella sword with a massive two-handed broadsword handle wrapped in a leatherette grip and easily stores away in an included carrying case with shoulder strap... More
Do you wake up every morning with a mighty thirst before battling the day like a true warrior?
