This massive 20 foot long, motion-sensing, animatronic Triceratops is the same one featured at The Field Museum of Natural History and is the ultimate pre-historic... More
Lifesize museum-quality replica fossil skeleton of Stan, the most complete male Tyrannosaurus Rex ever unearthed.
This massive handcrafted statue depicts a full size hippo on one side and the other featuring a comfortable sofa built into its barrel-shaped hairless body.
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
A fancy chandelier hanging from the ceiling is nice, I guess, but a fancy chandelier hanging from the the mouth of a massive life-sized giraffe is just better... More
This massive life-sized, animatronic replica of Robby the Robot from the 1956 science fiction classic, Forbidden Planet, can now be yours to command.
Want to attract endless selfie snappers to your business, terrify everyone playing miniature golf, or just really tie your home's boring landscaping together?
This somewhat scaled down Brachiosaurus dinosaur statue reaches impressive heights of over 15 feet tall, the perfect backyard tree leaf munching height.
If you thought squatching across the Pacific Northwest looking for Bigfoot was a tough mission and possibly pointless excursion, then imagine doing this atop... More
Transform your ordinary backyard into an African savanna when you accent it with a statue of the world's largest living terrestrial animal.
An eight foot tall jaw-dropping (with snapping inner mouth) sculpture of the infamous ALIEN creature that has been handmade from scrap metal and car and bike... More
This massive, lifesize Triceratops dinosaur statue is nearly 20 feet long, stands 10 feet tall, and is posed like it's charging across your yard.
Towering 7 feet tall with a wingspan reaching out to 13 feet wide, this jaw-dropping sculptural metal dragon with glowing red LED eyes is sure to instill total... More
A massive 7 foot 8 inch tall highly detailed replica of the sarcastic reprogrammed Imperial security droid K-2SO from Star Wars Rogue One.
This giant statue of an armored Ankylosaurus dinosaur with a destructive clubbed tail is all curled up, chilled out, and ready to take a snooze on the lawn.
This seven foot tall lifesize Cylon Centurion robot from the newly re-imagined Sci-Fi Channel television saga Battlestar Galactic is handmade by Fred Barton... More
If you fear snakes, you might think twice before setting your drink down on this cool new Serpent Tablefrom Blackman Cruz... and you better use a coaster!
While it may not be as strong and well protected as a coffee table constructed from exotic frozen materials only found in a galaxy far, far away, it makes up... More
The Terminator is one of the most terrifying and ruthless movie villains ever created. So why not bring home and display one of these futuristic robot assassins... More
This huge, life-sized head of a Tauntaun is a highly detailed replica of the original prop used inStar Wars The Empire Strikes Back. Each of these officially... More
It may look like you actually hired a bounty hunter to track down this infamous Rebel smuggler and hand him off to the Ugnaughts of Cloud City to imprison inside... More
