Yes, the Star Wars merchandising team continues to find all new ways to milk this beloved sci-fi saga dry, but molding premium dark chocolate candy bars to look... More
Light up the Dark Side with this cool new solid metal candlestick based on Darth Vader's lightsaber!
This winter, after trudging all day through the snow and sub-zero temperatures, possibly after escaping a devastating Wampa attack, snuggle up in the belly of... More
Feeling a bit strange, unusual, or possibly even dead? Then you need to contract the services of the afterlife's leading bio-exorcist, draw a door, and attempt... More
This massive, lifesize Triceratops dinosaur statue is nearly 20 feet long, stands 10 feet tall, and is posed like it's charging across your yard.
While we still need roads in the 21st century and it's not quite 2015 yet, the cool new, er, retro Mr. Fusion Home Energy Reactor now exists just like Doc Brown's... More
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
Massive 84 inch long inflatable jungle feline is viciously realistic and perfect for scaring those waking from hangovers, tossing around in the pool, filling... More
This blood drenched decorative table cover looks like it was used during a brutal dismemberment, with a gory blood-red top and more blood splattered and dripping... More
Nothing makes a more unique decorative statement than a Jivaro Tsantsa AKA a shrunken head on full display... just hopefully not yours. Well, now you can have... More
When it's time to do some shots and the top shelf liquor comes down, don't disrespect it in an ordinary shot glass, use of one of these cool new and extra dignified... More
Although I'd love to line my property with creepy giant stone heads like the mysterious Moai statues of Easter Island, but I guess I'll have to settle with lining... More
Cool push pins that look like tiny plants sprouting up from your cork board!
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It may look like you actually hired a bounty hunter to track down this infamous Rebel smuggler and hand him off to the Ugnaughts of Cloud City to imprison inside... More
This cool new Lifesize King Cobra Snake Statue depicts a massive King Cobra rearing up and ready to strike at anyone who ventures too close.
When these haunted books detect a presence nearby, they come to life, slide in and out and make eerie sounds to scare away the living!
This huge life-sized demonic hellhound / loyal minion of Gozer the Gozerian doesn't have any possessed humans inside, but does have sinister glowing red eyes... More
Resealable, transfusion-style blood bag is filled with realistic, drinkable blood that has the same color, nutrients and consistency of real blood, but with... More
Terrifyingly realistic foam wrist-rest in the shape of a disembodied hand!
