This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
This Halloween, you'll get all candy as trick-or-treaters drop their loot and run screaming for the hills as you stomp through the neighborhood in this massive... More
A lifesized replica of the Ovomorph egg from ALIEN that comes complete with articulated flaps that open and close, a Facehugger inside, and eerie LED lighting.
Combines the comfortable functionality of a chair with the uncomfortable terror of a massive human skull.
This set of 12 fun emoji-inspired bud vases from designer Tong Wei each have a unique expressive face on them and are crafted from world-famous Jingdezhen porcelain... More
This large, wall-mounted tiki mask seems somewhat normal at first glance, that is until its eyes and mouth come to life and it starts singing tiki songs.
You won't need to journey to the fantastical Middle Earth to come across the mystical talking Tree Ents (Old English for Giants), because now you can just set... More
From a distance, this haunting door wreath may look quite decorative for the Autumn season, but as trick-or-treaters get closer, they'll be standing before an... More
This two foot tall ferocious sculptural dragon breathes fire out of its mouth from a firepot inside that burns BioFuel.
Not only will you be the center of attention while exercising your face with this cool new Facial Muscle Toner, you'll also be smoothing out fine lines and wrinkles... More
This modern face mask allows one to breathe naturally while it captures, neutralizes, and decomposes 99.3% of bacteria, pollen, dust mites, mold spores, tobacco... More
Turns ordinary tap water into electrolyzed water to help remove teeth stains and plaque and inhibit the growth of bacteria AKA natural, disinfecting mouthwash.
If you're a Super Mario Bros. fan, a lover of carnivorous, extra-bitey plants, and like to build LEGO models, then check out this cool new LEGO Piranha Plant.
This ferocious little dinosaur has a hinged mouth that opens up wide to store your keys, spare change, candies, and other small knick knacks.
These creepy fireproof ceramic jack-o'-lanterns allow flames from a fire pit to burst out through their carved eyes, nose, and mouth for an eerie effect.
These innovative coffee-enhancing mugs not only have a unique shape, curvature, and rim designed to perfectly direct the flow of coffee onto your taste buds... More
The world's first alarm clock to throw a full-scale raging temper tantrum if you don't awaken on time.
If I had flowers sticking out of the top of my head, I would probably be just as concerned as this cool new Ceramic Character Vase appears to be.
Place a coin in its mouth and watch in sheer amazement or maybe in terror as the mouth slowly chews up the coin and swallows it. Way creepy!
Flaming tropical tiki torches are fun, I guess, but tiki torches made from a grisly faux human skull (hopefully faux) are so much cooler.
