Yep, a pizza cutter with a frickin' laser beam above the cutting wheel that shows the angle of your slice.
DUN DUN ... DUN DUN ... DUN DUN... This cool new JAWS bottle opener is seeking to sink its teeth into your bottle caps and rip them clean off.
This creepy, wall-mountable bottle opener replicates the bloody fangs of a thirsty vampire, possibly Dracula, out of heavy-duty cast iron. Just insert a bottle,... More
After your Thanksgiving turkey feast, prepare yourself for the traditional couch nap by slipping into something more comfortable like this cool new Tryptophan... More
High-performance chair mat combines the rugged, industrial style of aluminum diamond plate with the flexibility and durability of a quality chair mat!
Protect clothes from spills with this driving bib for hungry professional commuters, the notoriously clumsy, and fashionable types who enjoy eating on the go.
When the aliens invade, the zombies rise from the dead, the electrical grid collapses, the drones become self-aware, or you're just skipping around happily while... More
These tough magnets will create the illusion that real screws and bolts are embedded into the refrigerator, but they actually have high-powered magnets molded... More
That fancy schmancy modern day shaving cream can will only be good as target practice when you whip up a real man's lather using this handcrafted, high grade... More
When your love of bacon finally takes your life here on Earth, now you can continue this love in the afterlife when you Rest In Pork in one of these cool new... More
Rock crushes scissors, scissors cuts paper, paper wraps rock, but never trust paper, because it can fly!
These old-school footballs are individually handmade from rich, supple leather for a vintage look, feel and smell!
If you can't get a real squirrel to come into your home to professionally crack your nuts for you, this cool new cast iron squirrel nutcracker makes a great... More
Just when I think that crazy bacon love has reached its pinnacle, something like this cool new Sizzling Bacon Tea Towel appears.
Enjoy your secret smuggled booze in a more civilized way from this flask's built-in collapsible shot glass.
Although it may look like a handy camp axe with a tough stainless steel chopping blade, it also contains a knife secretly hidden inside the handle.
The ultimate mug to have for drinking with total confidence during a fullblown apocalypse or just backyard camping.
Rugged leather holster conveniently holds a 12 oz. can or bottle of beer! Anyone for a game of Quick Draw Beer Chugging?
This survival multi-tool includes an axe, hammer, wrench, straight knife, serrated knife, saw, flat head screwdriver, Phillips screwdriver, can opener, pliers,... More
Now you can easily and safely create patterns on your lawn just like the professionals do at major league ballparks and golf courses!
The perfect source of fragrant, ambiant illumination for the home bar, in the garage or anywhere you want to breath in the fresh scent of intoxication!
It may look like you actually hired a bounty hunter to track down this infamous Rebel smuggler and hand him off to the Ugnaughts of Cloud City to imprison inside... More