These spooky fire logs shaped like lifesized human skulls are constructed in the USA from fireproof high heat refractory materials, reinforced with steel, and... More
A massive shark sleeping bag that can comfortably swallow up children and most adults and doubles as a cuddly plush stuffed animal when not feeding on humans.
Combines the comfortable functionality of a chair with the uncomfortable terror of a massive human skull.
You no longer need to be employed by a ruthless super villain to have Jaw's metallic set of teeth that can bite through anything!
A powerful cordless chainsaw with innovative clamping jaws that easily grab and cut through branches and logs safely in a single motion.
The man-in-the-moon opens his mighty iron jaw to crack your favorite nuts in this replica Victorian antique.
This massive 20 foot long, motion-sensing, animatronic Triceratops is the same one featured at The Field Museum of Natural History and is the ultimate pre-historic... More
This 20V cordless chainsaw has safety in mind first and total tree limb decimation second as it safely cuts wood up to 4 inches thick, up high or on the ground.
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
This monstrous 6 foot tall man-eating Venus flytrap is actually an animatronic talking nightmare of nature that features long leafy arms, realistic plant greenery,... More
This full body stainless steel chainmail dive suit keeps the wearer extra protected and hopefully intact after a bite from the perfect underwater predator, a... More
This Halloween, you'll get all candy as trick-or-treaters drop their loot and run screaming for the hills as you stomp through the neighborhood in this massive... More
Lifesize museum-quality replica fossil skeleton of Stan, the most complete male Tyrannosaurus Rex ever unearthed.
A lifesize animatronic skeleton that can either detect motion and speak some pre-recorded sayings or speak anything you say through an included microphone.
While it may look like a real alligator is swimming through the water, this faux gator is actually just a realistic buoyant decoy with a head, torso, and tail... More
When properly muzzled, this fearsome T-Rex dinosaur head can hold either an entire lunch in its mouth or double as an intimidating storage case for small items.
This massive 9.5 foot tall animatronic werewolf statue will tower over your front lawn this Halloween and terrify all who get too close.
Sharks might be known for being attracted to blood in the water, but did you know they also enjoy Earl Grey?
Do you dare wipe your feet upon this retro video game inspired doormat while the crocodile's mouth is open or will you simply leap or swing across?
They don't have jaws as lethal and powerful as a feeding frenzy of real alligators, but they are strong enough to clamp down on a bag of chips or other assorted... More
This rugged bottle opener lets you crack open a brew or soda in the jaws of a durable, solid cast metal wall-mounted bear's head.
A fearsome and hefty bottle opener forged from cast iron in the shape of a mighty Tyrannosaurus Rex that can bite off pesky bottle caps in its jaws with ease.