I think the title of this twisted little storybook sums it all up perfectly.
If you're easily offended by profanity spewed forth from a talking animal toy, then you're the perfect target for this cool new Terry the Swearing Turtle toy.
This funny, but very not-for-kids, adults-only novelty plush is equipped with a voice chip that spouts obscenities at any who would dare squeeze him.
Yes, your wife will kill you, but still, very funny nontheless.