This massive 20 foot long, motion-sensing, animatronic Triceratops is the same one featured at The Field Museum of Natural History and is the ultimate pre-historic... More
If you're a bit of a wealthy eccentric who loves wine, overly elaborate contraptions, and impractical yet functional sculptural works of art, then perhaps this... More
Lifesize museum-quality replica fossil skeleton of Stan, the most complete male Tyrannosaurus Rex ever unearthed.
If you've got a literal ton of quarters burning a hole in your big, big pockets, wish you could shrink down in size to when you were a little kid trying to reach... More
This massive handcrafted statue depicts a full size hippo on one side and the other featuring a comfortable sofa built into its barrel-shaped hairless body.
This massive 16 foot tall replica statue of the infamous Alien Queen from ALIENS is one of only 5 ever made by Distortions.
A massive mobile floating water park with an enclosed spiral slide, two angled trampolines, a rope swing, a jump off platform, decks covered in artificial turf,... More
Remote controlled jet-powered dragon that soars through the air at up to 70 mph and breathes propane-powered fireball blasts when on the ground.
A fancy chandelier hanging from the ceiling is nice, I guess, but a fancy chandelier hanging from the the mouth of a massive life-sized giraffe is just better... More
This massive life-sized, animatronic replica of Robby the Robot from the 1956 science fiction classic, Forbidden Planet, can now be yours to command.
I screwed up, I just bought a California King bed, but now I fell like it's much too small after seeing the Extreme UltraKing Bed. This massive bed is 12 foot... More
This large and luxurious leather bean bag chair is inspired by the spike-covered sea urchin, except this one is much more comfortable to sit on.
Want to attract endless selfie snappers to your business, terrify everyone playing miniature golf, or just really tie your home's boring landscaping together?
This somewhat scaled down Brachiosaurus dinosaur statue reaches impressive heights of over 15 feet tall, the perfect backyard tree leaf munching height.
If you thought squatching across the Pacific Northwest looking for Bigfoot was a tough mission and possibly pointless excursion, then imagine doing this atop... More
This massive sculptural fire pit is a six foot sphere handcrafted in Tennessee from plate steel with an iron oxide patina finish that lets the flickering flames... More
Transform your ordinary backyard into an African savanna when you accent it with a statue of the world's largest living terrestrial animal.
An eight foot tall jaw-dropping (with snapping inner mouth) sculpture of the infamous ALIEN creature that has been handmade from scrap metal and car and bike... More
This massive, lifesize Triceratops dinosaur statue is nearly 20 feet long, stands 10 feet tall, and is posed like it's charging across your yard.
Massive 85 foot inflatable obstacle course challenges kids to navigate a series of combat obstacles just like in a first week of boot camp.
This humongous 49 square foot wall-hanging board game is handmade by John Kahn, a renowned mixed media artist and creator of colossal pop art, and there are... More
Towering 7 feet tall with a wingspan reaching out to 13 feet wide, this jaw-dropping sculptural metal dragon with glowing red LED eyes is sure to instill total... More
When you absolutely, positively have to have one of the largest flower pots on the planet, right in your very own backyard (or front), look no further than the... More
A massive 7 foot 8 inch tall highly detailed replica of the sarcastic reprogrammed Imperial security droid K-2SO from Star Wars Rogue One.