Just give the bottle a squeeze and the heads spew and spray projectile condiments out through their mouth or nostrils.
This crisp and refreshing natural soda pop supposedly tastes just like you're biting into a fresh, cold cucumber from the garden - a sweeter and fizzier one... More
This fun yet quite nasty pimple popping toy simulates the act of popping huge pus-filled pimples.
Rather than getting something nasty all over the pump when using a traditional liquid soap bottle, this innovative one lets you use the back of your hand to... More
Each can is filled with 100% dehydrated Polyrhachis black ants that are salted yet retain their earthy natural sweetness and can either be eaten alone or sprinkled... More
When the sugary sweet taste of cotton candy and the briny sour taste of dill pickles collide, along comes this cool new Grandpa Joe's Dilly Pickle Cotton Candy.
Board up the windows, lock the doors, keep your shotgun loaded and extra close, and satisfy your growling hunger with a few of these disgusting, yet cool new... More
This typical little squeeze bottle of hand sanitizer gel with aloe vera is completely real, except this funny prank version smells like total ass when it's applied... More
Is Kraft Macaroni and Cheese yellow or orange? Well, whatever shade of retina-searing cheddar it is, it's gone from a tasty side dish to an ice cream flavor.
Why would anyone want a boring old traditional peppermint candy cane when they could have one that tastes like a stick of butter that was dipped in sugar?
A five pint / five course set of Thanksgiving dinner flavored ice creams including: turkey, dinner rolls, stuffing, mango pie, and pumpkin and gingersnap pie.
While these goofy-looking, garbage-loving marsupials may sound tasty, these candy canes use an artificial possum/opossum flavor that resembles pork instead.
After scarfing down a plate of sizzling pork strips, skip the minty toothpaste and grab this tube of bacon-infused paste to not only maintain proper oral hygiene,... More
Flaming tropical tiki torches are fun, I guess, but tiki torches made from a grisly faux human skull (hopefully faux) are so much cooler.
This limited edition and highly collectible carbonated pig pop comes in a holiday pack that includes 2 Bottles of Jones Bacon Soda, 1 Tube of Bacon Lip Balm,... More
Jones Soda is back to ring in the holidays with two all new Holiday Packs of their now famous seasonal dinner/meal sodas.
It sprays non-flammable nitrogen to gently blow out candles on a cake without all the germs and helps those with way too many candles on their cakes as well.
This 12 oz ceramic toilet mug is the ultimate way to enjoy your favorite hot steaming brown beverage.
This pair of realistic bloody hand clings are the perfect finishing touch to your Halloween decorations or can be used much more effectively as frightening pranks.... More
This Thanksgiving you won't be choking down the traditional Turkey and Gravy Soda, because the fine people at Jones Soda have gone 100% vegetarian and are now... More
Resealable, transfusion-style blood bag is filled with realistic, drinkable blood that has the same color, nutrients and consistency of real blood, but with... More