This funny, but very not-for-kids, adults-only novelty plush is equipped with a voice chip that spouts obscenities at any who would dare squeeze him.
It not only sends a disturbing message to co-workers to stay clear of your lunch, but they may just think you're a possible cannibal as well. This is fine with... More
Just pop the top, give the bottle a firm squeeze and try not to drool as delicious, flavorful and healthy gourmet bacon oozes out over your sandwich, fruit,... More
I'm not sure if they are legal or not outside of the Mushroom Kingdom, but now you can Grow Your Own 1up Mushrooms. Super Mario and his brother Luigi have smuggled... More
When a ninja comes home after a long day filled with assassinations and other super stealth killing action, they need to hang their dark masks up on something... More
It secretly conceals a 1 fluid oz double shot volume of liquor within the body of the hollow beech wood cane with a glass stopper and treaded screw-on handle.... More
These realistic cracked screen stickers are perfect for pranking friends and family member's iPhones or iPads when they're not paying attention or they can simply... More
This colossal 8-foot candy serpent weighs in at 26 pounds with a whopping 36,720 calories of slitheringly sweet gumminess.
These flexible pens are the same ones used in most US federal prisons to make it nearly impossible to do lethal damage with. Also great for pockets.
Have a bit of mischievous fun with these realistic-looking fake receipts for questionable items and places you wouldn't want anyone to ever find out about.
The perfect way to show your support for a powerful new third party candidate who really knows how to get things done, solve all the problems this country (and... More
Unlike transparent adhesive tape that's absolutely no fun whatsoever, this amusing roll of tape is designed to look like the yellow crime scene tape used by... More
A bushy-tailed silver squirrel perched atop a clear glass globe is a fun, attractive way to dispense snacks.
This oversized, furry mustache ties to the grill of your automobile to not only make it more suave and sexy, but it also doubles as a disguise to help you go... More
Step aside garden gnomes, fashionable cement geese, that blue gazing ball thing, and plastic pink flamingos, because this cool new Crashed Flying Saucer Statue... More
Easily upload up to 6 custom recordings from CDs, MP3s, live audio or choose from several pre-programmed doorbell theme categories. If cell phones can get customizable... More
When it comes to YouTube eating challenges, forget the cinnamon, forget the saltine crackers, forget the milk, and forget the single, mild ghost pepper, and... More
I must be sadistic or something, because I love all of these cool new toys that give off electric shocks. Here's the latest one in the form of a truth detector.
Next time you take a cool drink of water, you may notice your ice cubes are grinning back at you with the funny new Frozen Smiles - Dentures Ice Cube Tray. This... More
Here's a fun and truly morbid way to never lose a pen again, the Dead Fred Pen Holder. You see Fred is dead because you stuck your pen through his heart.
This set of two classic red and yellow condiment squeeze bottles each hold 12 oz and blink their eyes when tipped - yep. Just be glad they don't scream!
Luxuriously crafted stemware may accentuate the experience of enjoying the finest wines in the world, but if you're just chugging down the cheapest boxed varietal... More
I thought I had the ultimate in office warfare armaments with the awesome USB Missile Launcher, but there has been a major upgrade! The all new USB Rocket Launcher... More