These evil thank you cards may look thoughtful and sweet on the outside - with a double rainbow, cute smiley face sun and overall cheery design, but once the... More
Little vampire bat-shaped clips that hang upside down when not in use and upright when hanging wet/blood-soaked clothes from a clothes line or just anything... More
While adults will most likely avoid squirting gross neon green ketchup inspired by Nickelodeon slime all over their favorite foods, I guarantee the kids will... More
Unlike the traditional red Tabasco Sauce cap, this fun bottle cap has been adorned with little buffalo horns that's great for dressing up the spicy new Tabasco... More
Yep, draft beer flavored jelly beans now exist, minus the alcohol.
These incredible pork pops are made with real organic chunks of cured bacon enhanced with the subtle sweetness of pure Vermont maple syrup.
Normally you wouldn't think of sucking on freshly plucked poultry and T-bone steaks, but with these disturbing suckers, you finally can!
This shrunk down iconic chromed blue lawn ball figurine is made of reinforced polystone and features a spiked base to hold it securely into the soil.
When your victim gives this seemingly innocent stress ball a squeeze, clear bubbles filled with flies, rats, worms, or cockroaches covered in a bloody-looking... More
This meat flavored lip balm, er glaze, may sound like a questionable idea, but considering how many ways there are to enjoy SPAM already, is it really all that... More
Green Head Headquarters here in Chicago is now basically buried in snow after last night's crazy snow storm. I like snow, but geez. I know a lot of you readers... More
Although these balls may look like they're made of solid hardwood, they're actually made out of perfectly soft and safe foam. It should be fun to watch your... More
Yep, a fizzy soda pop now exists that's flavored like a stick of butter (minus all the fat and actual butter) and then sweetened with real cane sugar.
These 21st century spit balls skip the spit and are made from non-toxic, hygienic polymers that grow up to 200 times their size!
It's the holidays, it's time for delicious cookies and it's also time for cookie theft. Yes, it goes on in every home, the children sneak away all the good Christmas... More
Simply grab a yellow mustard bottle, unscrew the cap, screw on the Mustard Marvin bottle topper head in its place and squeeze away. Poor Marvin then appears... More
You shouldn't fill up on candy before dinner, but before breakfast, a smokey sweet and swirly Bacon Lollipop always hits the spot.
If you're a sucker for bacon, these tasty pork pops made with organic, sustainably farmed bacon, sweet and delicious Vermont maple syrup and loaded up with as... More
These extra chewy gumballs look just like real meatballs, but thankfully taste like regular bubble gum.
You can wrap just about anything in bacon to make it better and that now includes gifts. Even if the gift inside is horrendous, it's the thought of at least... More
Simply grab a yellow mustard bottle, unscrew the cap, screw on the Mustard Marvin bottle topper head in its place and squeeze away. Poor Marvin then appears... More