I would love to have a real monkey here at Green Head Headquarters all dressed up in the latest Green Head Gear and hanging out at the watercooler. Well a real... More
If you're easily offended by profanity spewed forth from a talking animal toy, then you're the perfect target for this cool new Terry the Swearing Turtle toy.
This fun weekend duffle bag features a highly realistic all over print of stacks and stacks of crisp $100 bills. Perfect for carrying clothes or actual cash.
If you worry that THEY are out there somewhere trying to read your mind, beaming thoughts into your head, or tracking you psychically, forget wrapping your sensitive... More
Just send in two photos of your face or even someone else's (front and profile views) and chocolatiers model and 3D print the face onto a single-origin Peruvian... More
This dill-flavored toothpaste will leave your mouth and breath freshly pickled and preserved!
Party like a captain and fill yourself with Christmas spirit, literally, at your next holiday party when you slip on this cool new Captain Morgan Ugly Christmas... More
This cool new Toblerone Jumbo is just like the normal-sized fine milk chocolate bar from the Swiss Alps with the triangular pieces and the honey, almonds, and... More
The perfect way to show your support for a powerful new third party candidate who really knows how to get things done, solve all the problems this country (and... More
This evil little gizmo is designed to be hidden somewhere where it can never be found and emits annoying beeping sounds randomly in 2-8 minute intervals.
There's nothing scarier than racing to the can and getting an unexpected terrifying shock like a snake popping out of the toilet as you lift the lid.
Although it may look like a massive grilled sausage has been dropped on your couch or bed, I assure you that this is just a comfy and very inedible pillow.
This seemingly innocent and downright refreshing orchard breeze apple-scented candle will soon burn down to its evil core of horrendous room-clearing flatulence... More
These funny faux gum wads look just like the real thing, but since they don't have the same natural stickiness of real gum, they have high-powered magnets molded... More
This suit is made entirely from genuine working bubble wrap and is inspired by the space suits worn by Zoltan's UFO cultists in the movie, Dude, Where's My Car?
It fuses two 16oz beer mugs into one and won't spill because it has a sharing hole that allows one side to easily flow into the next as you drink from the side.
While it may appear that a gigantic box of sauvignon blanc wine with two arms, two legs, and a head poking out of it just walked into the Halloween party, have... More
Since dogs love drinking from the toilet, then they'll love quenching their thirst from their very own with this cool new ceramic commode-shaped water bowl.
Unlike the traditional red Tabasco Sauce cap, this fun bottle cap has been adorned with little buffalo horns that's great for dressing up the spicy new Tabasco... More
Never again will you have to clean your teeth with a mere pointy wooden stick, but with a metallic silver plastic sword pulled from the victim, er brave audience... More
Uh Oh. All those idiotic garden gnomes that get nabbed and taken on trips around the world may have picked up some kind of exotic new virus, because when they... More
I bet my garden gnome can beat up, er, make that lethally assassinate your garden gnome!